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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 02:06
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Accidental discovery at New York planetarium unlocks secret into universe’s inner workings - PBS
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Young researcher’s ALS attack plan is now a no-go - Harvard Gazette
Still no good
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Drug deaths plummet among young Americans as fentanyl carnage eases - NPR
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
UFC Atlanta predictions - MMA Fighting
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Get ready for June’s strawberry moon - WTOP
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Can Japan hold on to its ‘indispensable’ companies? - Financial Times
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Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Are narcissists happy people generally?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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